~Example dirty tessely~
Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”
Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”
by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021
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Definition #1 - The stupidest fucking cunt living in Pittsburgh, his asshole expands to the star size of Texas and the strip of the Byzantine Empire, and when he poses for Goatsee, his anus screams Ave Maria.
Definition #2 - The underside of a typical male testical. Commonly known for being darker than the males scrotum. When people refer to "Tessius", they often do so without realizing it.
Definition #3 - The act of covering one's cock in shit and puke.
Definition #2 - The underside of a typical male testical. Commonly known for being darker than the males scrotum. When people refer to "Tessius", they often do so without realizing it.
Definition #3 - The act of covering one's cock in shit and puke.
Example given for definition #1:
Bitch 1: Did you just see that big fat fucking Tessius?
Bitch 2: How could I fucking miss it? I heard it giving a sermon as it walked by.
Example given for definition #2:
Dude 1:" Hey bro, ima suck you dick cuh. Then ima lick yo Tessius."
Dude 2: "Fuck yes. You know me too well!"
Example given for definition #3:
Hick 1: "So I was telling this dumb blond to shut the fuck up and she pulled a Tessius after I shoved my dick in her ass and pulled out in just enough time for her to eat the shit off of it. She vomited all over my cock.
Hick 2: Did she finish?
Hick 1: You fucking know she did.
Hick 1 & 2 high five.
Bitch 1: Did you just see that big fat fucking Tessius?
Bitch 2: How could I fucking miss it? I heard it giving a sermon as it walked by.
Example given for definition #2:
Dude 1:" Hey bro, ima suck you dick cuh. Then ima lick yo Tessius."
Dude 2: "Fuck yes. You know me too well!"
Example given for definition #3:
Hick 1: "So I was telling this dumb blond to shut the fuck up and she pulled a Tessius after I shoved my dick in her ass and pulled out in just enough time for her to eat the shit off of it. She vomited all over my cock.
Hick 2: Did she finish?
Hick 1: You fucking know she did.
Hick 1 & 2 high five.
by BallAdjuster June 14, 2011
Get the Tessius mug.Italian, Vital Function Parasite, A big glob of shit that; instead of taking the regular course down and out, it instead moves up, strangling as many vital and necessary parts and functions as it can.
Hey Jimmy, I heard a bunch of Iraq contractors are suffering from a Tessitore. The big piece of shit just keeps moving up on them strangling every vital function it encounters.
Yea Allan, I knew a bunch of guys at the Ice Company in Jacksonville who suffered for years with Tessitore. Like other parasites it seems to be a nuisance at first and then grows until it strangles its host from the inside out.
Yea Allan, I knew a bunch of guys at the Ice Company in Jacksonville who suffered for years with Tessitore. Like other parasites it seems to be a nuisance at first and then grows until it strangles its host from the inside out.
by Wayne Hargraves May 16, 2008
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