Dirty Tess

When a person performs a rimjob on a male partner without touching the penis or scrotum, even so far as to have the recipient support the scrotum as to not have it touch their face.

The thought of touching his meat-stick squicks me out, so I'll give him a Dirty Tess instead.

Dirty Tess by UpcountryDegen403 September 21, 2021

Stupid Tess 

A redundant term, simply meaning 'Tess' or referring to Tess.

'There's Stupid Tess again.'
'Stupid Tess is so stupid.'

Stupid Tess by StupidTess October 18, 2008

Kara-tess

A non-common name for girls that sounds like curtis. A remarkebly beautiful girl considering the looks of her father. Intelligent, cute, sensitive, cares for others,and especially witty.

My best friend wants to be a Kara-tess

Kara-tess by Pork_and_beans January 24, 2009

shay and tess 

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.

i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.

shay and tess by lifelover10 February 8, 2010

Tessa-Tess of Tescos 

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

Tessa-Tess of Tescos by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

International Tess Day 

November 17 is the international day of Tess! Do you know anyone named Tess? It's their day!

Friend 1: What day is it today?
Friend 2: It's international Tess day!

International Tess Day by Harold O'Leary November 17, 2020

International tess day 

International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love

Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means

Person 2: no?

Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY

Person 2: OMG YAY

International tess day by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021