International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love
Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021
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''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''
''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''
by neoologyy March 6, 2022
Get the tess mug.Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...
Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"
Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"
Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"
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