the best minion detective to exist
''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''
''omg do you see that really hot amazing and funny person? i think its tess''
by neoologyy March 6, 2022
Get the tessmug. Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.
Tess G 🩷
by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 12, 2024
Get the Tess Gmug. by anonymous January 27, 2022
Get the TESSmug. 
She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked
by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018
Get the Tess Cuckedmug. An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj
by Gersh money November 24, 2016
Get the jake and tessmug. 