emo tequila shot

Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it by squeezing the lime juice into the open wound.

Yeah, so me and Jaime here are gonna do some emo tequila shots then head on down to the Dashboard Confessional show.

by Brand0n_o October 24, 2008

Taquisha

an exotic woman, smart and fearless in nature
goal mined and loyal. Admired and loved by all who know her. Able to control the hearts and desires of many men. Loyal to her mate, protective of all who call her mom.

I wanna marry a Taquisha. I am in love with a Taquisha. Momma can I be a Taquisha when I grow up.

by tlt0507 February 5, 2010

mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018

evanium tequavious

The sexiest most juicy throbbing thick milkshake ive every seen. He makes me nut at the look of him *moans* i love him. bUt sadly he wants daniel and him and I will forever be apart.

Evanium tequavious the third the fifty sixth cousin twice removed of the 78th son of the 46th prince of the 87th king of the north western side of south Nigeria, IS SUCH A HOTTIE.

by BallsakDanel June 12, 2023

tequila diarrhea

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

Tequila Twat

The act of not cumming even after an hour of chewing the tulip chowder. That is Tequila Twat.

Just like a man gets Whiskey Dick after a long night of throwing the drinks down. A chick gets Tequila twat after a couple of shots. Even though the dude gets lock jaw from going south of the border she is unable to reach volcanic proportions!

by Denise & Albert February 23, 2009

Tequila

Yelling the word Tequila as loud as possible and dropping to one knee and punching your best friend dead in the nuts. Of course after a night of tequila shots.

Person 1: Climbing up into the rafters of the bus stop, at the ski resort after a night of drinking. Then jumping down to the ground right in front of your friend (person 2), dropping to a knee and yelling TEQUILA! and straight punch person 2 in the nuts.

Person 2: oooooohhhh..... Why? And then falling to the ground...

Person 3: walks over to person 2, and farts in his face!

Other unknown persons: start to leave buss stop ASAP...

by Fishinprep November 27, 2012