Teator

the greatest thing in the universe...the greatest teator has the name of chris and he is the best at everything...so much better than people named joe piro

The Chris Teator is a great guy

by cmteatr November 10, 2010

teetotally

Absolutely final, To the end, Completely finished, Done to the last degree. The most and greatest possible;
Full to overflowing.

"She tickled me until I was "teetotally" exhausted."

by teetiger October 20, 2008

teditor

A tight-assed editor of Urban Dictionary who refuses definitions that have anything to do with slang (um...isn't that the point of the website?)

I had a really good brokeback mountain definition and some teditor decided it was too inappropriate.

by My Hibachi July 24, 2006

tectonic

tectonic, noun
a gin drink for your office's alpha geek after work.

Cyrus: Hey, thanks a lot for getting my computer to speak English again, and showing me how to use Twitter. Here, go have a tectonic on me.

Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.

by Oliver Faltz March 29, 2013

Too much testo

Thinking with hormones instead of logic

There was too much testo in the room when they hired the blonde with the double D silicone.

by sylviatoyindustries October 16, 2008

teatowel head

pooper noun

a dirty arab
mainly used by the upper class

Lord Henrey Wigglebottom III : you sir are a teatowel head!

by poop master zoo August 13, 2009

teetotaler

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.

The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017