Thumb Technique

After going Number 2, you take toilet paper and put it on the end of your thumb, and shove it up your pooper to wipe.

Mark uses the Thumb Technique when things get ugly.

by ThatOneGuy987 October 23, 2012

Technical Theatre kid

A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)

Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.

FIN.

Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"

Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"

Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"

RegKid1: "That's not a color!"

RegKid2: "Yea!"

Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"

RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"

by Annie-nomous May 14, 2011

techn9ne

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"The Killa Clownz In Yo Town Raising All hell!"

by TONY C October 13, 2004

techelipsy

Like epilepsy, but technologically based. Being Paralyzed as a result of zero knowledge or interest in learning new technology.`

Joe expierenced a moderate case of techelipsy when his boss asked him to learn how to use the "updated" version of the computer program.

by Kelly Alger September 9, 2007

techle

To incessantly interrupt a technical presentation with inane, incessant questions or criticisms regarding peripheral concerns of an architectural or licensing nature.

I thought the presentation went well until those monkeys from IT started to techle me about the cryptography of the system.

by nbarthel January 29, 2009

Technical Writing

a delicate blend of writing, editing, and graphic design in a professional manner.

Technical Writing includes brochures, posters, and professional emails.

by kareth2012 September 2, 2011

technicolor bullshit

A type of bullshit above and beyond your ordinary, everyday bullshit. Typically used to refer to false claims and absurd notions.

"Karen at work told me that vaccines give your kid autism."
"That's technicolor bullshit, Sharon."

by Defensor February 17, 2019