White tears

An euphemism for semen (see unicorn tears/male tears). Usually used by idiots who think they're making fun of white people (see reverse racism)

Self righteous cunt: And I yelled at that guy Sanders while wearing my "sipping on white tears" shirt.
Voice of reason: You know that means cum, right?

by Narushima September 14, 2015

tears of gold

It's a song by Faouzia -_-

Don't you know that
I cried tears of gold for you
I sit here poor for you
Collect my pennies and my dimes
That's why you love it when I cry
Platinum love for you
I'd give no less for you
Generosity's my enemy
So I'm broke and
Your heart's rich because of me
And the worst part is I'd do it all over again
The worst part is, I know it's never gonna end
I keep coming right back like a maniac
I keep coming right back like
And the worst part is I'd do it all over again
No, the worst part is I know it's never gonna end
I keep coming right back like a maniac
I cried tears of gold for you
I sit here poor for you
Collect my pennies and my dimes
That's why you love it when I cry
Platinum love for you
I'd give no less for you
Generosity's my enemy
So I'm broke and
Your heart's rich because of me

Luke: "Hey bro did you hear the song tears of gold?"
Zach: "Yeah it's kinda sad tho"

by BoncingKittens April 10, 2020

Teara

A kind girl who has been through a lot in her life. She has short, brown hair and is very tall. She would do anything for her friends and is always up for something crazy.

Hey Teara!

by ludyboody May 5, 2020

Teargasm

The act of tearing up or crying while having an orgasm.

Dude, I totally gave Kristin a teargasm last night!

by blangobo April 14, 2010

Commie tears

The most salty and delicious treat that comes from butt hurt commies.

This delicacy comes from the commie's eyes. To ectract the commie tears you can : Bring up basic economics, Communism failing everywhere it has been tried, their relationship with their father, mass starvation and napalm(God, I love napalm).

John: "I'm running low on commie tears. Hey Bill!"

Bill: "Yeah?"

John: "Communism has failed everywhere it has been tried."

Bill: *Cries commie tears*

John: "Nice."

by Spongey_lad October 31, 2020

two tears in a bucket

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

by ktied September 11, 2005

Yawn Tears

That little flood that infests your eyelids when you're overtired and you yawn, embarrassing you in front of a large group of people.

Dude: *YEAAWN*
Jackass: Dude, are you crying?
Dude: No, those are yawn tears.
Jackass: Shut the fuck up man you're definitely crying.
Dude: No I definitely *yawwwnnnn* am not crying.
Jackass 2: Dude, I see the tears in your eyes.
Dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jackasses everywhere).

by sdfobijkaesf September 19, 2009