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A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
Teacher by blunderpants August 1, 2019
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A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose
Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose
Teacher by Grandad joe September 5, 2019
Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness
My teacher helps me learn at school
Teacher by That guy ryan September 22, 2019
The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.
The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!
Teacher by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019
A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.
Look, that’s my English teacher. I dont like him. He is Satan’s employee.
Teacher by Pumkin October 14, 2019
Someone who says “I’m here because I care” and yet they yell at you all the fucking time. And then it makes you want to blow up the school and t-bag the ruble
This teacher’s Fucking retarded
Teacher by Wackocoolnes October 25, 2019
That bitch that is also gay and melests random kids for fun on holidays
Teacher by lilmac27 January 13, 2020