Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

by joemanshowman May 28, 2016

Tango Snatch

When an already attractive girl questionably decides it would be an improvement to liberally apply fake tan, ending up looking like a human satsuma.

Looks like Tango Snatch has hit the bottle again.

by Delfonic May 6, 2020

Rango Tango

It means 'That's what I thought." In Spanish

Rango tango ya that's what I thought

by Cock Rape June 27, 2017

Mango Tango

Wandering drubk out into a cow pasture in Montana and watching cows.

Hey, who is that over yonder doing the Mango Tango?

by Dag Mango April 22, 2013

devils tango

Tango made by the devil himself.

i tried devils tango today!it tasted wicked!

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023

Barefoot Tango

Barefoot tango is predominantly done by women who take off their heels to dance, seeing as they do not have socks for Sock Tango. Barefoot tango also populates areas such as pool and beach tango.
It helps you getter a better "grip" on tango. =

My shoes are killing me. It is time for some barefoot tango.

by lady dancealot June 23, 2011

Tango Acne

Acne believed to be developed from tangoing so much that you clog your pores by accumulating numerous individuals' sweat, oil, and dead skin. Common places of development include right cheek for men; forehead and/or either cheeks for women depending on your embrace.

Dude, you might need to consider washing your face during the milonga, your tango acne is spreading!

by Dawsoniana October 26, 2013