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Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.
Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"
by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014
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Knight takes bishop

Used in a situation in which progress is both hard to tell yet could be promising.

From the idea in chess that swapping material of equal points might make for strategic gain, but could be hard to tell.
Knight takes Bishop

"if we get this work load done by the end of the day, we could be in business"

"Knight take bishop"

(knowing that tomorrw you might get a barage of new work load that could backtrack your days work)
by melacroso May 12, 2010
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Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.
Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)
by Tsubaki January 11, 2009
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Veggie Tales

About the BEST animated movies ever. Involving various vegetables, and the occasional fruit. eg: Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Scooter, the Carrot Family, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Archabald Asparagus, Junior Asparagus, the French Peas, Sweet Petunia (who's a rhubarb) all vegetables and Pa Grape, the Peach, Madame Blueberry (fruits). and also Snoodles and Buzz Saw Louie(who are neither fruit or vegetable)

and..if you don't watch them, then you pretty much suck.
i don't care whether you like the religious messages or not, they're still pretty darn amazing.

if you don't have one, go get one. they have them at Wal-Mart.
and apparently they're also on TV..
NO MORE EXCUSES!
I fall asleep every night watching various Veggie Tales movies. and you should too.
by klfjd November 29, 2006
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It takes two to tango

An observation on the fact that it takes two willing people to commit an infidelity, not just one.
"I heard DJ was doin' Tommy's bitch. He's got no respect."
"Yeah, well shows you what kinda hoodrat she is. It takes two to tango, yo?"
by JoeyRags July 5, 2009
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tages

word to describe a womans boobs
created by the mooer
used in liverpool and merseyside
aye mate, check them tages at 3'oclock

what a pair of tages

what a tage-head
by emily cullen May 18, 2008
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tamas

a name origenating from india. a nice person who loves helping others in any form of a problem. really tan. enjoys hippie stuff. love is a life style for this person, and will do anything for love. usually poetic.
girl 1 : "look at that guy...hes so damn hot."
girl 2 : "yea thats...umm...Tamas."
girl 1 : "he looks like a poet...im going to see if i can get some "action" okay."
girl 2 : fine..."
by someone else besides you April 11, 2011
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