Talibanter

Where member of Al-Qaeda exchange banter between one or another.

Al-Qaeda member: Have you heard Bin Laden's dead.
Al-Qaeda member 2: Yeah he was such a LAD.
Al-Qaeda member: Yeah he had the best talibanter ever.

by Talibanter1 June 2, 2011

taliban

Rule forbidding card-counting in casinos.

You won again? No way we pay, you know we have a taliban here!

by Phone Tick November 9, 2003

taliban turnpike

A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.

Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"

by Yaivs May 11, 2016

talbania

A beautiful and smart person. Once you get to know them you will have a blast.

I met talbania the other they , I have an awesome time.

by .xox. May 8, 2017

Talibandit

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

Talabama

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where thicccc beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano and everyone has mullets.

Let’s go to Talabama, get hammered and watch nascar. Yee Yee brother.

by Whyiseveeynameichosetaken September 16, 2021

talibansexual

You are sexually attracted to the taliban and get hard when they cane you/ cut off your head.
Please remeber to respect taliban sexuals.

I am coming out as a talibansexual.

by DerFührer6969 October 4, 2021