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Tummy Sword

by Chaoticlion November 22, 2011
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tummy sticks

A method to determine who has the longer penis between two men. The men stand naked facing each other with erect penises. They walk slowly towards each other leading with the penis. The person who's penis sticks the other's tummy first has the larger penis and is declared the winner.
Guy 1: Hey man, I slept with your girlfriend last night and she said I definitely have the bigger junk.

Guy 2: I can guarantee you don't have the larger penis.

Impartial 3rd party: The only way to settle this is to play tummy sticks and see who wins.
by truchillmode November 27, 2009
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Gluggy Tummy

The scientific term to describe when someone consumes an excess of liquid leading to sloshing in the stomach. Gluggy Tummy feels funny and often erotic. It also sounds funny and often erotic. Paul Stanley, of the rock band Kiss is famous for his Gluggy Tummy rendition of the Australian national anthem.
One time I got the gluggy tummy and jiggled on a chair for a bit while the other children played outside, it was fun. Then I sat down and threw up on myself, mum didn't mind.
by AndyIsWho June 21, 2009
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tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs
Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.
by awmm December 19, 2017
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tummy mustard

Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)
Grimace shot tummy mustard all over the polish prostitute.
by Tummy mustard September 14, 2018
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sticky tummy

A.K.A Cummy Tummy

When one pulls out and ejaculates on a partners stomach after performing intercourse
Damn blood, that girls hella fine, I wanna give her some sticky tummy
by Petey English May 23, 2008
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tummy chuckle

Laughing from deep inside your stomach, uncontrollably
The joke was so funny, i burst out in an attack of the tummy chuckles
by bbksurfacing May 23, 2014
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