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tosser

A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.
Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.
by Pedro Mackenzie April 4, 2009
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TOSSER

Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.
Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar
by choosebro September 17, 2005
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Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.
"That coin's a tosser"
by TheIrishRover11 September 29, 2009
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Man with severe hand cramp, no girlfriend and a large collection of videos in plain paper bags.
any man who smells of love piss, especially those who leave it to dry on their belly.
by Tezza November 11, 2003
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A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!
Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
by Icantakeit. December 13, 2012
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Caber-Tosser

A Scottish man that at that precise moment is being a tosser...
"...I said don't touch my ass, you 'Caber-Tosser'..."
by Smeeshcat January 16, 2006
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Some wanker who can afford to buy your girlfriend an elephant
Prince "Tosser" William is a real tosser
by Neon Angel May 5, 2006
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