Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

taking a shaw

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.

Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.

by jesters November 30, 2009

Taking a Mendy

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

Taking The Bait

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place

Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.

by Limess September 29, 2018

Taking a Joey

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.

George is upstairs taking a joey.

by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019

taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.

Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.

by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023

Marcell Toing

The worlds greatest dog chef
(just search ratatoing on youtube it won't disapoint

Chef Marcell Toing prepares the most delicious and exotic dishes, always using special secret ingredients OOOoOOOOOOh I must say that smells delicious.

That ain't cheese it's just plastic. pReCiSeLy

by Moo/ Kotlyn aka Puddle of Cat June 19, 2020