adult toys

vibrator, dildos, fake pussy, or something like that.

U sure do have alot of adult toys.

by ren walkero November 3, 2008

oi toy

related to the definition of skinhead, it is a female who enters the skinhead scene for the purpose of sleeping around, hence the name "oi toy".

She is such an oi toy, she just wants skinhead cock.

by Siobhan April 5, 2004

stick toy

An object, usually a female, of male gratification.

Yo Mitchell, I hear you got a new stick toy.

by monkey toes January 21, 2004

kids toys

Visual alarm which tells you to get the hell out of there before the girl you pulled last night wakes up.

Dude 1: How did it work out with that hottie you pulled last night, you gonna see her again?

Dude 2: No way man, once the sun came up I realised there was kids toys everywhere.

Dude 1: Yikes, no wonder she gave it up so easy.

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

toys for twats

Vibrators, dildos and other delightful toys for use in the bedroom. Women use toys for twats with or without a man to achieve orgasm. There are many types ranging from classic, clitoral, G-spot and Rabbit to name a few.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "Have you seen Vicky lately?" Maggie replied, "No. That girl is off seeing that older man. I call him Santa Claus. He so old he can't get it up so he always brings her toys for twats."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

soft toy

A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.

Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"

Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."

by JJ Brubaker July 13, 2006

you are a toy

thing you yell at Buzz-Lightyear when you are responsible for delaying his rendezvous with star-command.

YOU ARE A TOY!! You aren't the REAL Buzz-lightyear, yo-you're an action figure! You are a child's PLAY-THING!!!!

by Unimportantest February 2, 2021