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toddler

a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)
"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"
by hobowithashotty September 7, 2023
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Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.
The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025
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tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
mugGet the tonsil toddlermug.

toddler fashion

When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.
Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.
by Shingouki March 22, 2024
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Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.
by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014
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