Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.
Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung
by pacob December 13, 2011
Another name for TSA's secondary screening 'enhanced' pat-down that involves palming genitalia and cuping/twisting women's breasts.
Hey Tom, did you go through the backscatter x-ray porno microwave machine at the airport?
Nope, I opted out and got a Freedom Frisk instead.
Oh man, did they at least take you out to dinner first?
Nope, I opted out and got a Freedom Frisk instead.
Oh man, did they at least take you out to dinner first?
by urbandict0rx November 19, 2010
Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.
Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.
by Webster May 09, 2003
Red Army Faction (Germany), Chechens (Chechenya), Palestinians (Israel), White Rose (Nazi Germany), USA (World)
by DeadByDawn November 08, 2004
The beautiful sound of the GAU-8 Avenger in the A-10 Warthog. The sound is extremely specific to the GAU-8 and causes incredible destruction. If you are the target you will not be alive to hear the sound as the rounds break the sound barrier en route.
by AirForce24 January 08, 2012
by can you open my milk mommy February 23, 2005
The freedom to an opinion and the right to express it in a non-violent and non-threatening manner. It does not, as opposed to what many people think, grant the freedom to say anything without consequences.
John: "I can threaten to kill you and your family all I want, it's freedom of speech."
Dave: "You're an idiot."
Dave: "You're an idiot."
by nbtrap August 01, 2007