tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

Duplo Tits

When a woman tits are so lumpy and fake they can be related to how lego duplos are so much bigger and faker than regular Legos

man i was watching hbo porn last night and the bitch had huge duplo tits.

by specialj48 April 24, 2013

getting right on my tits

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.
Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

by tricky kid July 5, 2006

T rex tits

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.

Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!

by Pinkel October 10, 2005

liquid tits

Very large, natural breasts that have a definite fluid motion when bouncing, especially during intercourse.

Once those liquid tits started undulating, I knew foreplay was over and the bomb-run was imminent.

by udm123 July 5, 2010

Tits out for Harambe

The act of a woman exposing her breasts as a sign of respect for our fallen hero, icon, and overall bad-ass nigga Harambe.

Jess: "I wish I had a dick to pull out for Harambe, I respect him so much".

Sarah: "Get ya tits out girl, it's what our Messiah Harambe would want"

Jess: "Tits out for Harambe!"

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Sucker Tits

Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety

O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.

by Stitchur pistol December 18, 2009