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ass-tonne 

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.
"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"
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jacob thionnet 

tall. oklahomian. he's pretty cool and can be shy. he is in an experience tal stage whether he know sit or not. he is studying the female and flirting with the dark side. Jacob thionnet is also a balllller since he's 6'3". he loves three in life. those three things are his Oklahoma sweatshirt, dr. pepper, and basketball. Jacob thionnet is cool to talk to and can be sassy. but he doesn't know it haha! Jacob thionnet is $waggy.
woah! did you see the okla... oklahom... no.... wait it's not Oklahoma... it's ..... Jacob thionnet!!! ball out!!!

2 tonne machine 

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.
The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.
2 tonne machine by Ben Booth October 13, 2017

Joseph Tinnelly 

The definition can speak for themselves, they know who they are.
Joseph Tinnelly ain’t no bitch.

Chigga Ten Tonne

Chigga Ten Tonne can be defined as a fat chink who completely dunks his hair in a tub of hair gel this morning making it hella thicc and then gets extremely angry if someone touches it and usually then impales them on the desk.
Damnnnn, that boy is getting absolute fucked by that Chigga!! That Chigga Ten Tonne is going sicko mode on that hoe!

Urban Dick-tioner 

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."