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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.
Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022
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Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.
fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.
by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023
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ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.
Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!
by AK47rulezzz April 7, 2019
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Two Thousand and Swine

The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...
Y2K got nothin' on Two Thousand and Swine! The apocalypse is once again upon us!
by Mr. Monocle Man April 27, 2009
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soul and a thousand comas

A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.
Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011
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A thousand deaths

1.The very well known part of the chorus from the song seek and destroy by metallica

2. A phrase said after everything you say to confuse the people you're talking to, then humming the melody following "a thousand deaths" (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
A thousand deaths
(doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Matthew: Give me the money at school tomorrow.
Jackson: I am sorry, but I cannot go to school tomorrow
Jackson: A thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matthew: wtf. why cant u go to school
Jackson: Dentist
Jackson: a thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
by Pengboi March 17, 2010
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