Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
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IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
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A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.
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Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
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Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
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Get the soul and a thousand comas mug.1.The very well known part of the chorus from the song seek and destroy by metallica
2. A phrase said after everything you say to confuse the people you're talking to, then humming the melody following "a thousand deaths" (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
2. A phrase said after everything you say to confuse the people you're talking to, then humming the melody following "a thousand deaths" (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
A thousand deaths
(doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Matthew: Give me the money at school tomorrow.
Jackson: I am sorry, but I cannot go to school tomorrow
Jackson: A thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matthew: wtf. why cant u go to school
Jackson: Dentist
Jackson: a thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
A thousand deaths
(doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Matthew: Give me the money at school tomorrow.
Jackson: I am sorry, but I cannot go to school tomorrow
Jackson: A thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matthew: wtf. why cant u go to school
Jackson: Dentist
Jackson: a thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
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