league theory

The theory that everyone is part of a league of individuals whoose dating is restricted to the league. Leagues can be determined based on a number of factors, including physical appearance, profession, income, style of dress, preferred music genre, knowledge of game, etc.

According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.

League theory. Dat sum old bullshit fer real dawg. You can date and fuck anyone you want! This goes for everyone.

by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009

crackpot theory

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)

person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

the thor

When you catch your girlfriend cheating on you so you taze her in the vagina.

Man 1: Man, I caught Madi cheating on me so I gave her the Thor.

Man 2:Dude that sucks, she's such a slut.

by The.gayest.lesbian May 11, 2017

Quantum Theory

The Quantum mechanics is a fundamental theory in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles. It is the foundation of all quantum physics including quantum chemistry, quantum field theory, quantum technology, and quantum information science. It is provides accurate descriptions for many previously unexplained phenomena, such as black-body radiation and the stability of the orbitals of electrons in atoms. It has also given insight into the workings of many different biological systems, including smell receptors and protein structures. This is the hardest part of physics since you are able to create many advanced, high tech things.

“Did you know the quantum theory is-“-Max Planck
“Shut up and stop being a nerd”-Niels Bohr

by SasorSauce December 16, 2022

Anime Theory

On Apr 10-Jul 2, 2019, I was watching One Punch Man Season 2 when I found something strange. In case you didn’t know, many people from that show were eating demon cells to turn into a monstrous, powerful creature. That when I noticed a key detail. The Demon Cell. This looked exactly like something that would cause a huge change in the world a few months later. Covid. I can confidently tell you that the creator of this show knew about this when he first started planning this. He wanted to try to warn the people watching the show but the message couldn’t go through, causing what is happening today.

“It is up to I, to solve the legendary One Punch Man Demon Cell/Covid Anime Theory”-Random Anime Lover
“Nice”-Michael Rosen

by SasorSauce December 16, 2022

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Prime Number Age Theory

A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"

When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.

A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.

Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....

"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"

"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"

**HIGH FIVE**

by ryanabrk March 5, 2015