dick

a mans front private place.

stop touching my dick bro

by NENJARCOON March 24, 2016

This dick

This dick is infinitely long and impossible to suck

Me: Yo girl you ready for this dick
Girl:I think I might choke but it's the best way to die

by DOGE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD September 06, 2017

dick

dick is a word to describe trump.. someone who abso-fucking-lutly drinks cum for breakfast

I really wish we didn't have dick as our president anymore

by jcbehvgceytrqgveaffgrbynw September 17, 2018

Dick

1) something a guy have
2) another ship name for Nemi (Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas)

person: which is your favourite ship?
me: dick!
person: ?????
me: Demi and Nick
person: what the fuck...

by tellmeyoulovejerrie October 06, 2019

Dicked

To be deeply troubled by a situation; to be screwed; totally fucked

The hooker took your wallet? Oh fuck man, you just got dicked!

by DJSeebs October 20, 2003

Dick

When some one is being a jerk or mean

Wow your such a dick!

by Dickatosis April 27, 2017

As dick

When an activity or event is described with the concrete noun 'dick', it is said that there is no other word or descriptor available to describe the extreme sense of elation or distress.

Ahh man this dank Zoot has got me high as dick

by Bonkmaster3000 August 24, 2021