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Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."
We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?
by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016
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snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman
"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"
by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017
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African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.
"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."
by asmartfellow January 3, 2014
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Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
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Summer snowman

When someone is so pale white that they can't get a tan if they tried, even in the summer time
Guy 1: Dude, you're white as all hell.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a fuckin summer snowman
by Vermus June 2, 2018
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Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.
She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.
by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018
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Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.
"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."
by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023
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