Angry Russian

Something you REALLY don't want to be near

'There's an angry Russian over there. For God's sake don't give him an AK-47'

by Thecodytree May 3, 2021

Russian Roomba

A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.

This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.

Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.

Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019

Russian Lullaby

It is when you are taken out to a secluded area and shot three times in the head.

You hear about Jacob? He was sung a Russian lullaby on saturday.

by Backwards Man November 14, 2004

Green Russian

A mix drink, like a white Russian. It's a mix of absinthe and milk.

Green Russians are popular in the cartoon show Archer.

by NanakDev February 10, 2013

Russian Engineering

Attempting to get electronic or mechanical parts to work by physical force or violence. i.e. kicking, smashing, hacking, bludgeoning.

Craig took his T.V and kicked it a couple times in order to 'coerce' it into working. Like communism, the damn thing still refused to work. In a fit of ingenuity, he decided to use Russian Engineering, so he lit his T.V. on fire and smashed the bloody thing into an electronic pulp while dancing manically around it.

by Huerndy January 2, 2007

Russian Refrigerator

A seasonal improvised cooler/refrigerator made by sticking your beverages in snow.

Dude: We didn't have room in the fridge for everyone's beer at the New Year's Eve party so I put some of them in the Russian Refrigerator.

Bro: You stuck them in the snowbank behind the house?

Dude: Yah.

by SomePeopleCallMeMaurice December 29, 2009

russian coffee

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka

Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6

by Scroblog January 18, 2005