The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005
an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
by cereal killa January 18, 2005
Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
by THE CAPTAIN January 06, 2014
Cornell University's student-run BDSM organization.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
"Are you going to Cornell Crunch tonight?"
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
by Commander Blowhard March 26, 2017
by bennrock April 20, 2010
The female equivalent of cock-blocking
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
by Almagest June 29, 2011
The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.
This can be either good or bad.
This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.
Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009