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I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....
dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?
by Correct April 8, 2006
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Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)
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Took A Piss On

to put someone down verbally originally I found this in wrestling personaility Eric Bischoff's autobiography CONTROVERSEY CREATES CASH
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Trooked

So shook that you're triggered
Omg I'm so trooked right now!
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the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.
Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
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Person1: after my divorce pepsiman got full custody over the kids
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