State that asks residents to pledge allegiance to "Texas, one and indivisable", even though it is divisable by five according to the Joint Resolution for Annexing Texas and the Ordinance for Annexation.
Honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisable.
New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number, in addition to said State of Texas and having sufficient population, may, hereafter by the consent of said State, be formed out of the territory thereof, which shall be entitled to admission under the provisions of the Federal Constitution.
New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number, in addition to said State of Texas and having sufficient population, may, hereafter by the consent of said State, be formed out of the territory thereof, which shall be entitled to admission under the provisions of the Federal Constitution.
by Elizabeth Tudor May 29, 2006
Easy. The greatest state in the union. Not all of us wear cowboy hats and ride horses. We have cars here ass holes. Although there is mostly wide open spaces with beautiful views of nothing but landscape there are a few big ass citied with more minorties than you can shale a stick at. We aren't all uneducated here despite what you may have heard from those Yankee ass holes or the stuck up californians. We say words like yall because it's the best easiest way to say you all! The people from the small towns are usually really nice unless it's some ass hole that moved here from California. The weather here in central Texas is very unpredictable except in the summer it's always fucking hot. We are the only state that can fly our flag level with the us flag which posses me off because Texas is above the united states. The day we succeed from the union is the day I live a happy man. We have alot of rivers here and we like breakfast tacos, the high school students usually like to smoke weed and party every weekend. Texas state university in san Marcos has the best parties but one in 4 women at Texas state has an STD. How could that happen if we only sleep with our sisters? The typical things said about Texas or texans are only said because the people either want to be a Texan or they wish there state could be half of what Texas is. Texas is so bad ass that ford advratizes everywhere that ford is the best in Texas, and if it's the best here it's the best anywhere. Do not move here, we do not like tourists. They drive really slow make us really mad with there pale white skin and jeasus sandals with socks.
by Carson F. Baby July 14, 2009
actually, the state flies its flag at the same height every other state flies their flag in regads to Ol Glory. Its socially acceptable to place it marching right of the American flag. (to the left of American flag to the general public)
by Get the facts right June 23, 2005
A whole lot of nothing.
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters.
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.
Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters.
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.
Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas! (Pulls out a knife)
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)
White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)
White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
by Coolon July 05, 2006
A truly beautiful state that has so much diversity in people, climate, and geography. There are Deserts in the West, beaches, forests, great plains. Texas is like a whole country in itself. You can see hurricanes, tornadoes, snow, sun anything goes. Texas is better than California were not a bunch of stuck up slobs like the people in L.A. Were not all rednecks and we dont all say yall. Come take a look yourself. Ohh and if you want to commit a crime Texas is not the place to do it, we have the highest execution rate in the country. Dont mess with Texas.
by Sparkster123 August 09, 2008
by chknrustrchustr November 13, 2004
Many states have there own names, Texasburger is just another way to say a big burger. We have many others just like this, for example Texas Toast. It isn't stupid, and I bet that if whoever said that only had a Texasburger infront of them would eat that burger. Many people in their right mind would eat those burgers and do, plus others. And other State products.
by bubbles6516 February 25, 2004