Tattle

where you try to make something all cool and fun, but it doesn’t work out.

Shelly was being tattle when she tried to make the kids have fun when she said, “I brought you guys some toys”and none of the kids liked playing with toys.
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Lorenzo was being tattle when he said a joke and no one laughed at it.

by NFC May 12, 2020

tricky dick prison tattoo

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison

Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"

by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019

tattard

Someone who gets a dumb tattoo that identifies them as a retard for life.

Ooh Tattard, I love that barbed wire tattoo around your arm! The way the tat artist worked in subtle hints of 1994 retardation into the piece is incredible.

by Word Wizzzzard January 16, 2008

tattoo hangover

n. the physical and psychological discomfort that arrises from the crushing realization that the body art that seemed so perfect at two in the morning after an unknown number of cocktails is hugely embarrassing in the sober light of day.

"Last night Ricky J. was showing off his multi-colored 'Ricky Is A Momma's Boy' tat to everyone he met, but this morning he has a tattoo hangover at the thought of having to live with it the rest of his life."

by Stephen Mette May 15, 2008

Tatted out

To be covered head to toe in tatt's

Woah! did you see that guy he was covered in tattoos, he's tatted out.

by Monkey2468 September 28, 2009

Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

by StevieK... November 6, 2010

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.

Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?

by md278 September 10, 2011