tard

a democrat. From the Latin "Tardicus Maximus".

Those tards in Washington are destroying this country.

by TP3 September 25, 2005

Tard

Someone who is annoying, stupid, smells, acts like an asshole, dresses in clothes from the 80's, drives too fast on my road, and tries to jew me down on my yardsale prices.

I am getting so sick and tired of all of these tards in my life. Where in the hell did I put my Tar-Dar?

by NoLKo November 8, 2008

Tard

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

by ass March 27, 2003

Tard

An obnoxious over the top fan of any American Idol contestant.

OMG, the Adam Lambert tards have taken over this thread. I know, I hate Adam Lambert, but I hate his tards even more.

by Verne Troyer the Man October 22, 2009

tard

short for retard. Also can be used to describe someone who has an obession instead of a life over something! That or could also be used to describe random acts of Stupidity.

Did you just tard out?

Stop being a foodtard and share!

You're such a HaloTard!

by Joel Stephenson October 1, 2007

tard

tragic animal raping dooshbags

christy bathes in condiments, she's such a tard

by katiri chikawika April 13, 2007

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016