Swiss

to describe sb/sth really smart andhandy.

WOw! He's just Swiss!

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

swass

a word used by Sir Mix a Lot and other Seattle rappers in the late 80s/early 90s. In today's terms, it is to be extremely swaggerific and cakey

"We all look kinda swass the crew you can't forget
The mix a lot posse cold rippin up the set"- Sir Mix a Lot

by dave is for the children March 9, 2009

Swiss Army Penis

A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine

Dyllan has a Swiss army penis

by 96DigBick May 31, 2018

Swiss

Someone who is from the country of Switzerland. They can be either Swiss-German, Swiss-French or Swiss-Italian or just 'Swiss' because those are the main quarters in Switzerland. Swiss people, as a general rule, are kind and welcoming. They also really know their chocolate!

Amy: I'm so excited, that new foreign exchange student is coming today!
Mark: Oh, yeah? Where's she from?
Amy: She's Swiss.

Mark: Oh, she must be nice than.

by Swissgirl December 5, 2010

Ham @ Swiss

(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.

"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"

by Coastie Lovin' March 3, 2009

swassy

A mix of swag and sassy.

Lizzie hogen is the queen of swassy and ruler of us all
The sacred book of swassy documents the history, names and speshal words of swassy

"Oh look ruva, T, emilia, Maya and Lizzie are so swassy. They are the best people I know."

by theswassygirl March 16, 2015

Swiss Roll

When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.

Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.

by Poopyfinger December 2, 2015