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Swiped that card

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”
by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023
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Ass Swipe

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.
1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
by Lambda70 April 25, 2021
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poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion
rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe
by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013
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Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation
Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020
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grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.
Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.
by nicole95j June 16, 2016
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safety swipe

A match made on Tinder with a person you only thought was kind of cute instead of the person you really wanted to match with. Alternately, a match with a thottie instead of a hottie.
Man, I keep getting matched with all my safety swipes.
by clutchins July 2, 2015
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Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
by acrobatcat September 27, 2012
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