yeeter skeeter

A hype-redneck way of acknowledging your best friend

Yeeter skeeter! I’ll make the beer run!

by Yeeter skeeter January 31, 2018

sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person

Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.

by Abia May 3, 2010

Sweltergeist

When the outside temperature is hotter than that dream you had of Kate Upton riding a sybian.

Yo big J, wanna hit those bars tonight?

Yea man, I'm goin commando because I got a mad clam bake in these jeans just going to pick up some mixer.

Dude, is it really that bad?

Bro, it's a fuckin sweltergeist out there.

by B1GNOLZ June 30, 2014

Skeeter Dactyl

A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class

"A mosquito that is the size of a pterodactyl, a Skeeter Dactyl!"

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

beat sweetener

(JOURNALISM) using flattery to gain access to sources. The phrase is usually used in the context of White House or Congressional press corps, who use fulsome praise of high-ranking officials whose favor they need. Usually, officials like to be publicly represented as magnificent, selfless, tireless public servants; in exchange for such blurbs, they may invite specific reporters to exclusive events, thereby boosting the reporter's status.

It's actually been a feature of the business press for ages.

Since the financial crisis of 2008, business reporters have tended to write dismissively of bank executives. Six years ago they were likely to have written a beat sweetener about some CEO who was now shithead-of-the week.

by Abu Yahya April 9, 2010

sweater chest

A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.

I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.

by Audrey El July 20, 2008