Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.

Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.

by MadGiggel November 18, 2021

Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.

My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023

The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

Swedish heat

When a girl queffs on your face.

Omg Martha gave me some Swedish heat today.

by Ben dover6 May 4, 2018

Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017

swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.

She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.

by the dee bee January 17, 2014