Swear Words

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Anyways, swear words are words that can be used to piss people off.

fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, nigger, nigga, ass, butt, bugger, bloody, jack off, faggot, fag, whore, beastiality, incest, pedo, balls, clitoris, damn, God damn, eat shit, gringo, gook, retard, bastard, prick, dick, cock, penis, vagina, pussy, wetback, asshole, dildo, Mrs. Choksondik, paki, spastic, kraut, pikey, taff, Barbra Streisand, hell, go die, spic, cholo, Down syndrome, autism, pimp, prostitute, prostitution, horny, sex, molest, pedophile, horny-ass, faggot-ass, prostitute your mom, yo mama, fuckjew, Jew, muff, merde, 69, cunnilingus, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up), fap, masturbate, fapper, WTF, STFU, GTFO, OMFG, BAMF (bad ass mother fucker), motherfucker, brotherfucker, sisterfucker, sexual, jerkoff, secks, bugger off, wanker, wank, masturbator, nig, jiggaboo, carpet muncher, fudge packer, clit, clit chewer, anal, anus, anal rocket, suck my balls, suck, kike, niglet, fags, coon, cum, cumshot, suck my, sucks, badass, molester, pedofile, ass hole, sh1t, jerk, punkass, ballsack, nutsack, crazy-ass, looney, cretin, and most importantly... FUCK YOU!!! Those are swear words.

by the April 13, 2021

swahili

An East African Language. Spoken in Kenya.

by Hell4aHuslta January 24, 2003

SwearBear

A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.

My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.

by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

swear to dale

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

by Goob September 4, 2004

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

toxic seahorse

Based on a Mega Man X character, a 'toxic seahorse' is anything that makes as little sense as possible.

My friend John Paul makes about as much sense as a toxic seahorse.

by xxexplosivoxx May 22, 2003

I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012