by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019
Get the survive mug.The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Survival Kit mug.The misspeelling of the of the famous tv show "Survivor." Started in May of 2000, Survivor has been airing for 20 years now. It is one of the most neccessary shows and has become internationall with more than fifti countries having spin offs of Survivor. The likelihood of Survivor being spelled Surviver is impprobable, however, according to polls, when one thoussand people were tested, threee hundred of them spelled it with an e instead of an o. Hopefully this will teach people how to spell Survivor correctly.
"Hey Jimmy, did you watch Surviver last night?"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"
"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"
"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"
by Gummy Worm Enthusiast June 12, 2020
Get the Surviver mug.by Robobat360 July 6, 2020
Get the Survival Time mug.The act of fantastic undulation to merely survive a traumatic / dangerous event. Survival Style starts with the fear of not being able to accomplish a task and / or severe unpreparedness for said event.
Brandon: "Kevin, you really threw some sick survival style when you hit that step-up jump on your mountain-oriented bike."
Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."
Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."
by Bsik November 16, 2011
Get the Survival Style mug.A fun zombie apocalypse mobile game but like many other mobile games, their advertisements are completely fraudulent because you won't actually get 777 draws and the legendary hero Lucky for free if you click on the link below.
Despite the fraudulent advertisement, State of Survival is a game worth playing if you are into survival games, but even if you are, you don't have to get it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 23, 2023
Get the State of Survival mug.Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.
Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.
Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.
Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023
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