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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015
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Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
by Long Dad December 14, 2016
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survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail
example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall
by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019
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Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.
Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER
by crappyoi February 16, 2021
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SURVIVAL PARALLEX

A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.
It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021
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State of Survival

A fun zombie apocalypse mobile game but like many other mobile games, their advertisements are completely fraudulent because you won't actually get 777 draws and the legendary hero Lucky for free if you click on the link below.
Despite the fraudulent advertisement, State of Survival is a game worth playing if you are into survival games, but even if you are, you don't have to get it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 23, 2023
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Survival Nation

Buncha horny discord weaboo weirdos
You’re a Survival Nation Weaboo weirdo
by SumADeez July 16, 2022
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