surrey

Probably the nastiest place to live in Canada.

Q: Why didn't they have a christmas play in Surrey?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

by French Class June 18, 2006

surverus

One whom uses hax or aimbots to aid themselves in Unreal Tournament.

May also mean ghey.

John: Woah me Billy, you're on fire today!
Billy: You could say that John ;)
John: Hey wait... you're not pulling a suverus are you?

by WordMaster July 26, 2003

Dirty Surrey

A sexual act involving a man standing upright with a woman violently spinning on his dick, like a helicopter.

Usually done by a Surrey Boy.

Bitch was back-talkin me, so I gave her the Dirty Surrey

by Rubanka August 8, 2017

dental surgey

Not real surgery, as opposed to surgery, which is real.

"Shaun got dental surgey; but he went back to school soon after."

by Shaunny Awesome May 13, 2005

surrey

Surrey Truism: The first sign to Surrey is "Entering Surrey, In case of an emergency Dial 9-1-1"

As seen off HWY-1 from Langley.

Stay the fuck out of Surrey!

by d00fy December 30, 2007

Surveyor

Surveyors are supposed to be reasonably intelligent people capable of using equipment to gather survey data (elevation, coordinates, etc.) for a specified area. In reality, they're the idiots who couldn't pass their engineering classes but didn't want to be English majors. They can take the most advanced surveying equipment that uses data from up to a dozen satellites at once and somehow can still end up with data that is 20 feet off and 100 feet below sea level. Also cannot tell the difference between a fire hydrant and a sidewalk or a building and a chain-link fence when it comes time to label their borderline unusable data. They, along with architects, are the bane of every civil engineer and CAD drafter's existence.

See also: Idiot, Moron, Fucktard

Engineer: Did the surveyor give us any useful data this time?

Drafter: What do you think?

Engineer: Figures...

by bitter engineer January 4, 2018

Sureyourright

The funnier way of saying Hell no, or yea right, or gotcha

1. Guy 1: OH SHIT!

Guy 2: what

Guy 1: sureyourright

2. Girl 1: I have a boyfriend

Girl 2: Sureyourright

3. Girl 1: Hey can you carry my books

Guy 1: Sureyourright

by MelloKello September 26, 2010