Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.
by rawdick May 24, 2011
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The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.
"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."
Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?
Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!
Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?
Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!
by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012
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Get the scrub dublin mug.(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)
by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016
Get the Scrub the tub mug.When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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P2: Like supplies to end the musically war?
P1: Yes, we need it to end.
P2: Like supplies to end the musically war?
P1: Yes, we need it to end.
by Mushieus July 24, 2018
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