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Somalian sucker punch

performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.
judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours
by warbastard August 16, 2010
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somali

A race of a tall, slender African people with Caucasian features who hail from Somalia in Eastern Africa.
The supermodel Iman (married to David Bowie) is a native Somali.
by FarahM October 9, 2005
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somalians

Tall people from the East of Africa. Widely credited for their ancient civilizations and use of poems as a communicative tool.
Damn! That's a sexy Somalian
Hooyadiin cunee is faaniya somalians
by Doncaster October 21, 2015
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Somali

A group of Ethnicity in the Eastern-most part of Africa, Somalis are sometimes grouped with Arabs, Caucasians or Indians but this is false, Somalis are neither mixed with Caucasians or Arabs, they are the indigenous people of the "horn of Africa".

Some thick-headed abroad Somalis like to claim they have caucasians features, you need to watch out with this kind of somalis, their inferiority complex is highly lethal.

Also some over the top inferior somalis love, just love to claim their Arab ancestry.

Their claimed Legend was proved to be a "myth" by the European Journal of Human genetics" by citing ""Somalis are nothing more than indigenous people of the Horn of Africa"
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by Trithy February 8, 2010
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somali

afro-asiatic person with curly hair, very wise and intelegent,the fastest growin minority in USA,97% of somalis in the USA are educated with atleast Bacholor degree, this people are gracious and helpfull.
most of them are heavily in 2 Dakotas,Minesotta,Seatle,Ohio and San Diego.
that skinny who works in gas stations and McDonalds is somalians.
by torrie roberts June 20, 2006
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Somali

Black natives from the Easternmost part of the Horn of Africa. Despite popular belief, these people are not mixed. They are often tall with tall foreheads and curly hair. They can any tone from very dark skinned to very light skinned. They are mostly Muslim but are not Arabs and do not speak Arab as their native tongue.

Somali; a language indigenous and unique to Somalia and Somalis. Somalian is not the correct term for these people.
Halima speaks fluent Somali.

Supermodels Yasmin Warsame, Iman, and Waris Dirie are Somali.
by Somalichick June 29, 2009
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