subway ass

Fucking a homeless person in exchange for money (usually less than a dollar), drugs, or liquor.

I struck out at the bars so I just went down and got me some subway ass.

by drubug December 20, 2008

submate

your go-to subway sandwich, that you take without even considering other possible variants.

Dude, I swear to god you always take a twelth-inch chicken tikka cheese and roasted; with lettuce, onions, ranch and chipotle dressing...

- Yeah dude, that my submate !

by BFG10 March 13, 2011

Subway System

A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.

Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"

by LuLuBee November 8, 2010

subway sleeping bag

Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)

I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.

by funkypeepz June 1, 2011

Subway

A lousy train that stops suddenly and get crowded more than a sardine can.

I take the subway every day and it sucks.

by Jack May 28, 2003

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009

Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.

If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.

by TheSein September 13, 2011