Stunt Pedestrian

Some retard who runs in front of your car while your driving, because they've decided they don't want to wait an extra 3 seconds for you to go by.

John: I nearly hit this stupid stunt pedestrian, good thing I slowed down.

Andrew: I would have just kept going.

See stunt driver.

by Double Quarter Pounder Meal September 19, 2009

stunt undies

Underwear a girl will leave behind for the guy she just slept with, to think that he scored with a really fat chick or with a really skinny chick.

Heath thought he slept with a girl who was a size 6 but come to find out she was a size 4 according to her stunt undies.

by Sindey Shaw October 1, 2010

Stunt Blower

One who steps in and blows a guy for a friend because she is in debt to the guy she's blowing.

(friend #1) "I dont know what to do! this guy gave loaned me money and I cant pay him, so now he says im in debt to him for lots of blow jobs!!"
(friend #2) well dont worry!! Ill help you! I will stand in for you, just call me your "stunt blower"!

by miss wild thang 4 u June 9, 2011

Strumtrulescent

ultra adj: used specifically to describe a tasty guitar melody.

Origin: see Scrumtrulescent

Mm... that guitar riff you just laid down was strumtrulescent.

by Big Rood November 15, 2011

Scrunt hunter

A person,usually male that hangs out at crowded public places and yells things like"YEAH BUDDY!!!" And "BOOOOOO" in hopes of attracting a wild scrunt

"Yeah buddy"
"Honey what was that?"
"Don't worry dear that was just a scrunt hunter trying to catch his prey"

by Lumb3rJack3d July 7, 2013

scruntknuckle

Noun. A man's metaphoricle (sandy) vagina, also used as a derogatory term to describe someone that is being an extreme douchebag or asshole.

Courtney: Carl made a mess at the party last night than got pissed and threw a tantrum when he was told to clean it up.

Ryan: what a scruntknuckle!

Used in a sentence: man! Carl was suffering from a severe case of scruntknuckleitis last night!

by Littlekeever March 12, 2017

Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls

I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls

by 29* December 4, 2018