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straw dog

a straw dog is a scapegoat group, place, person or idea in which we dump our evilness, so we can blame it and then by attacking, dissing or destorying it, we externalize it outside of us so we feel free of sin.
America often uses an 'out group' as a straw dog, such as Communists, terrorists, labor unions, gays, in order to deflect attention from the bad things we're doing, such as exploiting the environment or third world labor.
by John Darling April 18, 2006
mugGet the straw dogmug.

Straw dog

Chet, the captain of the football team in High school, is now an overweight drunk who sells shoes. He is a straw dog.
by Chetfaker April 14, 2014
mugGet the Straw dogmug.

Bendy straw

Reference to a male penis that is slightly bent or curved.
"He has a bendy straw!"
by bidderbush March 12, 2009
mugGet the Bendy strawmug.

scoopy straw

A piece of a drinking straw, approximately an inch and a half to two inches long, with the top half of the tip of one end cut off. (Similar to the red ICEE straws.) Designed for getting powdered drugs neatly and safely out of their baggies and onto a mirror or counter for sniffing.
Gimme that scoopy straw and a blade, Ill lay you out a line.
by KrEl November 11, 2006
mugGet the scoopy strawmug.

straw man

"I saw a guy made of straw. He was a straw man."
"Holy mother fucking giant bags of shit, you savage cunt."
by Jombo March 25, 2013
mugGet the straw manmug.

crazy straw

What one requires while drinking alcohol. Must be certifiably insane and come in a padded box. Epically awesome. Warning: owner runs the risk of the straw breaking out at night and murdering you in your sleep.
Allison: Hey Ty, I got a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Ty: Well, let me just get my crazy straw and let's go to town and have an epically awesome night!
by Parolles February 5, 2010
mugGet the crazy strawmug.

ass-straw

Your such an ass-straw!
Dude your boss is an ass-straw...
by Xer0 July 2, 2003
mugGet the ass-strawmug.

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