An involuntry erection
While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"
by simi cameltopez May 7, 2008
Get the Stephen Stalk mug.when someone inserts a piece of celery into there partners ass, then procedes to pull it out and eat it. It may also be shared.
Tyler gave Janelle a rotten stalk.
Tyler put a piece of celery in Janelle's ass, then pulled it out and ate it.
Tyler put a piece of celery in Janelle's ass, then pulled it out and ate it.
by Nelly.Tyler. June 14, 2009
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A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.
Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?
by KidCuervo February 27, 2013
Get the Budget Stalker mug.When one is stalked in a mall by a very, very annoying person. This is typically the first stage of Mall Rape, which is a very, very rare type of person. Mall Stalking is a very annoyong issue many people who visit malls now a days face. Mall Stalkers can be easily identified by their behavior; they will follow you where ever you go, and if you look back at them, you may catch them look away or try to seem like he/she isn't following you. Mall Stalkers are also people who will blow up your phone if both of you are at the mall at the same time. Mall Rats are often confused with Mall Stalkers because of their similar behavior, but the Mall Rat and Mall Stalker are two very different species.
Allie: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Paige: Yeah, I think he's following us.
1 hour later...
Allie: OMG, he is STILL following us!
Paige: Every time I look back at him, he just turns around and acts like we're not here.
Allie: OMG He is TOTALLY Mall Stalking us!
Paige: Yeah, I think he's following us.
1 hour later...
Allie: OMG, he is STILL following us!
Paige: Every time I look back at him, he just turns around and acts like we're not here.
Allie: OMG He is TOTALLY Mall Stalking us!
by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow March 19, 2013
Get the Mall Stalking mug.Online terms - Periodically sending an ellipsis while in a chat room for the purpose to let others know of your presence without having to say anything. The equivalent to walking up to a group conversing with each other and just standing with them silently.
Bob: "If you put peanut butter on both sides of the sandwich, the jelly will ooze out!"
Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."
Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"
Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."
Michael: "..."
*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/
Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."
Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"
Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."
Michael: "..."
*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/
by Bakurra December 6, 2014
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Get the light stalker mug.This facebook stalker is totally stalking me. I'm going to do a little facebook counter stalking. Give this freak a taste of his own medicine.
by pussyposse December 7, 2009
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