Pronunciation: \sto-ken\
Function: noun, adjective, verb
Etymology: Eastern US English, stoken,
Date: early 2000+
a : hate to see another in a better position than him or herself
b : do to a severe lack of ability to achieve at the normal level of a standard human a “stoken” will instead complain about those who outperform him or herself
c : to come from a place of zero intelligence, reason and work ethic and hate those who achieve at a higher level
d: additionally a stoken, in a group setting, will rarely have money to contribute, and at point of collection will always have an excuse as to why he or she does not owe said debt
Function: noun, adjective, verb
Etymology: Eastern US English, stoken,
Date: early 2000+
a : hate to see another in a better position than him or herself
b : do to a severe lack of ability to achieve at the normal level of a standard human a “stoken” will instead complain about those who outperform him or herself
c : to come from a place of zero intelligence, reason and work ethic and hate those who achieve at a higher level
d: additionally a stoken, in a group setting, will rarely have money to contribute, and at point of collection will always have an excuse as to why he or she does not owe said debt
Usage:
a : Just because I am better at fantasy football, that is no reason to be a stoken.
b : Don’t be a stoken, everyone else put money in.
a : Just because I am better at fantasy football, that is no reason to be a stoken.
b : Don’t be a stoken, everyone else put money in.
by downat420 October 19, 2009
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Get the Stobe mug.A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.
by Port Vale Football Club April 5, 2011
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Get the slöseri mug.Dude, you know how many stoes are at this party!
I see that stoe coming out of people room's on our floor all the time.
I see that stoe coming out of people room's on our floor all the time.
by GQ32 March 16, 2009
Get the Stoe mug.A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.
'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.
'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.
by Stooo March 21, 2003
Get the Stoke-on-Trent mug.A village in England which is populated almost entirely by chavs.
It is their natural habitat and you can find them roaming free at all hours, day or night.
It is their natural habitat and you can find them roaming free at all hours, day or night.
by 69lol69 April 13, 2009
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