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Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.
The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder
by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016
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Stone

A stone is a natural material. It's often grey and hard. The humans in the stoneage used stones to build tools.
But I've got a guestion: Why tf did you searched for "Stone" in the Urban dictionary.
author: haha lol, this dude searched for stone.
Dude: haha lol, this author wrote literally the entry for stone in this dictionary
by LordLaberstein August 4, 2021
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Something you only truly know if you've been it.
"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"
by long bong silvers October 30, 2018
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Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.
I was so stoned last night
by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018
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Stone

Kid: Look at the size of that stone over there!
Kid 2: Okay why the fuck did you search up stone dumbass
by WhoNamesTheirKidRupert February 4, 2019
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Stoned

When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them
“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”
by UrbanJohn07 June 9, 2018
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Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter
“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”
by bananagram8 March 31, 2022
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