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Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015
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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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Skipping The Office intro

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.
by YeetSeat February 15, 2020
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Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
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Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.
Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.
by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022
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Slipping a Sean

When you single-handedly are able to do incredible feats of humanity with very little thought or effort.

These could include but not limited to:
Awe Inspiring Parkour Vaulting over railing
Mind Boggling Quote Creation at 3am
Intense bouts of gaming for 8 hours straight
Discord Mod - Wow I just got Iron III after 25 hours by slipping a Sean
by MamoMaMia March 1, 2023
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Overrated Shipping

When an ordinary or rather lame couple from a fandom is annoyingly shipped hundreds of thousands of times by everyone.
"Seriously, everyone thinks James and Isabella are the perfect couple, but they're just an overrated shipping," said Jane.
by Asriel Dreemurr the goat February 19, 2015
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