A Stephen is someone who will lash out violently at you for no reason. He will proceed to choke you and/or go for the vulcan neck pinch to make you pass out. He will ask you to raise your hand and then tell you that no one cares. Stephens are very egotistical creatures that think they know everything about everything. But then you realize you're right, but they really don't care. They will tell you "Dese nuts" and/or give you the finger. They refute everything you say, no matter what it is. Even if you agree with them. Which just makes you angry. They're mentally insane for the most part, someone not even a mother could love. They piss you off constantly and yet you can't help but love them. They real you in with laughter then they laugh at you. It's a very hate-hate relationship, with a dash of not pure hate sprinkled around. Some of them have drug problems and get turnt on the daily. They drive while too turnt because they are very bad at listening. Be careful if you ever meet a Stephen, you might go crazy yourself.
Jimmy: Hey Stephen! Guess what happened tod--
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!
"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!
"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
Get the Stephenmug. Male Youth in smart casuals and white trainers acting like a tosser or knobjockey after a few drinks in the pub.
Fully fledged - a stephen with ginger hair
Fully fledged - a stephen with ginger hair
by Bodge001 October 20, 2008
Get the Stephenmug. Young boy who eats five plates of food per meal and is known for his ping-pong technique. Commonly uses phrases such as "ass-blood", "dick shelf", and "dick spike." Knows how to put his dick in a box. Craves Italian men and boys named Chad. Is partial to Indians.
Stephen is such a badass.
by bbordahc May 3, 2009
Get the Stephenmug. He is this one guy with yellow teeth that has an awesome friend Justis who you should also look up on this website boi. He's very religious, sometimes a liar and has another friend named Donald who you should also look up.
by JustisH March 12, 2018
Get the Stephenmug. Steve is a broke ass nigga his girlfriend is ugly asf and dumb she is cheating on him with these big ass glasses. He sucks at fortnite he is really broke asf and he cant fight he got beat up in 6th grade and payton smells like wet coins and red necks and wet molded clothes her teeth are as bright as the sun she probably got lice or something steve wears these beat up ass 12s he stinks and smells like dog piss and he doesnt wash his hair at all that nigga is going blind with them big ass glasses i hate them bitches throw them away or ima beat tf outta yo brother i hate yall ugly asses brush your fucking teeth ugly red nose having ass nigga your ugly asf go get sum fuckin pussy your a fucking total virgin
by chandalar November 13, 2019
Get the Stephenmug. Steve is a broke ass nigga his girlfriend is ugly asf and dumb she is cheating on him with these big ass glasses. He sucks at fortnite he is really broke asf and he cant fight he got beat up in 6th grade and payton smells like wet coins and red necks and wet molded clothes her teeth are as bright as the sun she probably got lice or something steve wears these beat up ass 12s he stinks and smells like dog piss and he doesnt wash his hair at all that nigga is going blind with them big ass glasses i hate them bitches throw them away or ima beat tf outta yo brother i hate yall ugly asses brush your fucking teeth ugly red nose having ass nigga your ugly asf go get sum fuckin pussy your a fucking total virgin
by chandalar November 13, 2019
Get the Stephenmug. by Mushroomsaregood August 20, 2017
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