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Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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Get your stats up

term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.
You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"

Friend: "He got traded again?"

You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."

Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."

You: "......"
by Underdog46 November 7, 2010
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Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats
by aucdan July 30, 2022
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jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
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beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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#stats

#stats is the place where RuneScript was developed and is also home to some developers. The room consists of a dolphin, a bucket, a werewolf, a gender-confused man, a teal clay man, a runite battle-axe, a printer, a candle of Pink Sugar and many more interesting freaks.
by AlexBucket April 3, 2008
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ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).
Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”
by jjjosh April 22, 2018
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