Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Shapple

1. When the DNA of a sheep is crossed with that of an apple tree. The end result is a shapple, not to be confused with Snapple (a combination of a snail and apple) or sheeple (one who follows a leader blindly)

2. The combination of Shaps and an apple.

1. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in protein, vitamins and apple flavoured wool.

2. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in Shaps and apple stuff.

by Nicomaya April 10, 2007

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010

Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

stapleton

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.

Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!

by Ank April 20, 2005

young snappler

A younger person back in the day... im guessing haha

me as a young snappler.

by J-J-J-Joey February 15, 2008

snapplesauce

Combo word made from "Oh snap", "Applesauce" and possibly the delicious drink "Snapple" to be used to express shock, disappointment, or excitement, coined accidentally as a subconscious challenger to the much lamer "Oh snap... crackle and pop!"

"Dude, our house got robbed last night..."
":O snapplesauce!"

"I wanted to buy some TV shows on DVD, but the best ones never go down in price"
":( snapplesauce"

"Pizza for dinner?"
":D snapplesauce!"

by d3aj December 24, 2008