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David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
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Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw
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(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
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