California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

Kentucky Standoff

When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise

“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”

by Loubacaa June 8, 2019

Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.

I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.

by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024

Sitdown Standoff

When 2 people next to each other in stalls hold in their bodily functions, waiting for the other person to break the awkward silence

Sam was recently caught in a Sitdown Standoff for 20 minutes, and now his ass is killing him.

by gregman37 May 29, 2012

San Francisco standoff

A tug of war with anal beads.

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.

by Real neam May 6, 2025

mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something

Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.

by Frank David George July 10, 2014