Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003

pussy stache

an overabundance of pubic hair growing above or around a vagina or the stubbly regrowth in said area

Hey Tom, why don't you quit mowing the lawn and come help me shave my pussy stache?!

by steadhotbody October 11, 2005

Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.

Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.

by FedInTheA July 16, 2010

'Stache

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004

stachio

abbreviation for pistachio. Can be used as an adjective or verb.

After eating pistachio pie: "Dude, I'm so stachioed out right now."

by Chaddy-Shell January 18, 2008

Cheech-stache

A thick mustache that extends beyond either end of a person's lips and often curves slightly downward except when smiling. It is reminiscent to that of Burt Reynolds but was popularised by Cheech Marin of Cheech & Chong.

In Cheech & Chong's "Still Smokin'," the Dutch mistake Cheech for actor Burt Reynolds because of his cheech-stache, and Chong is similarly mistaken to be Dolly Parton.

by Jackie Deram January 3, 2007