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stabbing the starfish

the act of rectal penatration/ butt sex as a sexual act to stimulate the prostate therefore making the person ejaculate widly.
yo last night i wrote this paper for my humanities class and my teacher read it then, i started stabbing the starfish like it was my job!!!
by evan wilbur December 9, 2007
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Poo Stabbing Palmer

A kid that goes to my school and we nicknamed him PSP
Dang that kid is a poo stabbing palmer
by ZapperT February 5, 2008
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Stabbity

adj., to be sharp and possibly used to stab. OR n. Dangerous, threatening object with pointy origin/devices.
"She grinned as she grabbed a stabbity fork and began to stalk forward." OR "She grabbed the stabbity and I started to run."
by DescarteZ October 4, 2009
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staubitz

a man with a very loving personality he normaly has a great self of being an will make ne girl melt
he may have a first name of john or derek both of which will be very sexy
u love this guy more than words an he can be afraid of the age differance between someone if it is more than 3 or 4 years but eventually he will come around an ask u out very very loving

most lkly to fall for an amanda or ashley...
girl1: omg i luv when we talk his words r so full of knowledge i love him
girl2: staubitz is mine dont even think about him
girl1: but i do 24/7
girl2: OoOo
girl1: yea
by samatha amanda richardo February 28, 2009
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stibbity

a lil boy, just a lil boy, maybe a stinky lil boy
him just a little stibbity
by Marky Mark Nonya May 28, 2011
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stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis
Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.
by hippy29 December 15, 2011
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Starbitchery

The lacklustre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at Starbucks. This includes baristas losing one's order, being visibly annoyed by requests like 'no foam' or 'extra hot', and audible griping between employees behind the counter.
"That barista just told me, "We can't make your drink right now. The machine is spilling water everywhere", and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. What starbitchery."

"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."

"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."

Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."
by adayatthecircus July 10, 2012
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